I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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