if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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