The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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