Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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