i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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