I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He did a backflip because drugs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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