I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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