I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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