youre lurking in front of me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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