My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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