haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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