3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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