Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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