Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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