Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just had sex on a roof
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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