think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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