Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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