We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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