Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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