I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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