Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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