yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I love you. Go after that dick
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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