I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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