tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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