You surviving the open bar?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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