Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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