Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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