Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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