how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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