At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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