Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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