worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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