I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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