Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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