I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it glows. i had to have it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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