Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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