not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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