Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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