No awkward lesbian experiences without me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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