i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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