her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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