How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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