going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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