Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
