She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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