just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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