woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
time to smoke my breakfast
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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