This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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