dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think your dad took our porno
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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