I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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