I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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