Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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