Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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