Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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