How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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