do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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