Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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